Lololol omg the horse! And the pyjamas yes, and from that point on it only goes downhill (not with the fic but with my mental stability... and yours apparently).

Also, I googled 'snape shrine' (please don't ask) and I found this:



Also note the sort of half-naked brooding Jesus on the left of Snape... WHERE IS JOHN CENA WHEN YOU NEED HIM